A man had two great tickets for the Football Playoff Final.
As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone
is sitting in the seat next to him.
'No', he says, 'the seat is empty'.
'This is incredible!' said the man, 'who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the Playoff Final, the biggest sporting
event in the year, and not use it?'
He says, 'well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed
to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Playoff Final we
haven't been together since we got married'.
'Oh .. I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone
else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?'
The man shakes his head... 'No. They're all at the funeral'.

I fear I may be showing sufficient dementia and suicidal tendencies to get myself committed, BUT I'm still gonna hand a copy of this joke to my wife, laugh heartily, and say "Wanna read a GREAT joke?" .....pray for my immortal soul....please.