The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the Park Service, also part of the Department of Agriculture, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals" because the animals may grow dependent upon us and not learn to take care of themselves.

stolen and reposted on FB just cause my neck is red

While I agree whole heartily, isn't the park service part of the Department of the Interior?

Yeah, the Park Service is under the Department of the Interior. However the Forest Service is under the Department of Agriculture.