> > Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
> > After a few years, they're in debt. In order to keep the ranch, they
> > need to buy a bull to breed. The brunette takes their last $600 to go
> > buy a bull.
> >
> > She tells her sister, "When I get there, if I buy the bull, I'll
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> > you to drive out & haul it home." The brunette arrives. The man says
> > he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she wants to send
> > her sister a telegram. The telegraph operator explains "It's just 99
> > cents a word."
> >
> > Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She
> > realizes she can only send her sister 1 word. After thinking, she nods,
> > and says, "I want to send her the word, 'comfortable'."
> >
> > The man shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know you want her
> > to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul
that
> bull
> > back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable' ?"
> >
> > The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. She'll read it slow!"
>
(for you blondes: Come for the bull)