Ever met a Mexican who did not screw up first time?

Why can’t you circumcise lawyers?

There is no end to those pricks.

Do you know why Mexicans don't have Bar-b-queues?

the refried beans keep falling through the grill!

True story here. Ya'll remember the "beanie baby" craze several years ago? Little dolls that went virile. My daughter in law was a "collector" + bought all she could find just knowing that was her investment.My son who was married to her at the time knew of her interest + working for the Highway Dept. at the time he was always on the road + saw a little roadside kiosk that was selling beanie babies.Hell, I'll buy her one she does'nt have.He gets out + his Mexican helper is fuming.He asks him what is his problem + the replies that he does not like his people being offended.It took Jake a few seconds to figure out what he was talking about then,OH,no we were not talking about BEANER babies;these are beanie babies.