>>>> For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
>>>> > > > > > father said,
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > > "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > > > $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can
>>>> > > > > > afford it".
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > > > The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front
>>>> > > > > > door
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > > > with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
>>>> > > > > > Little Joe told him;
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > > > "I was walking past your room last night and heard you
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > > > telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to
wait
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > > > because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying
here
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > > > by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike !!!
>>> > > >
>> > >
> >

ROFLMAO!