Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of humor with the following:


"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe yourself with your bare left hand, but consider pork "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own several.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

AND......

11. You fear being captured by the American infidels until you find

yourself on a Caribbean island, with all the toilet paper you need, a

dentist to give you caps, 3 square meals a day, a president with the

middle name Hussein who is determined to close it all down, an ACLU

who'll demand your release, the city of Detroit with more Mosque's than

Kabul , secure telephone communications back to your homeland thanks to

the ACLU, and having to convince your comrades on the other end who can

barely stick their heads out of their cave for fear of the infidels'

technology that, "Yes, the infidels are this stupid."

All too true,

from someone who has been there very recently.

Very true very true makes ya think a little bit???