An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs.
The dentist said, “I think you have the wrong room.”
“You put in my husband’s teeth last week,” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.”


An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed, but the old woman lies down on the floor.
The old man asks, ”Why are you going to sleep on the floor?”
The old woman says, “Because I want to feel something hard for a change.”

As to the 1st, "Yodelling Canyon" or perhaps ' a box lunch at the Y'.as to the 2nd. tis a pity that most old wood is rotten. Not all of course, but there you go.