An attractive young woman who had an active social life (for good reason because she was also nice) owned a parrot. The bird had an unfortunate habit of screeching whenever a young man entered her apartment "You're getting it tonight!". Obviously, it was embarrassing.

She consulted the shop where she had bought the parrot. The owner said that what the bird needed was another female parrot. Unfortunately, he couldn't get in another female parrot for about a week or so. He suggested a female owl. The young woman was doubtful but agreed to try the female owl.

Unfortunately, it soon developed that the parrot had no use for the female owl. The young woman has no choice but to wait out the week until the female parrot can arrive.

The young woman has a date meanwhile and invites the young man into her apartment. Immediately the male parrot sounds off: " "You're getting it tonight!"

The female owl says: " Who? Who?

The parrot says:" Not you, you big eyed bitch!"