Two women friends had gone for a Girls' Night Out and had been decidedly
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking
home,
they needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them
suggested
they do their business behind a head stone or something.
The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she thought she'd take off her
panties, use them, then throw them away. Her friend however was wearing a
rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky
enough
to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and
proceeded to wipe herself with that. After finishing, they then made off
for
home.
The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said;
"These damn girls' nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last
night
without her panties"
"That's nothing" said the other, "Mine came back with a card stuck between
the cheeks of her ass that said; 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
never forget you."