An Irishman goes to the Doctor with a problem regarding his anus....

"Doctor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot". So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. "Incredible" he says, "there is a $20 bill lodged up here."

Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a $10 bill appears. "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor.

"What do you want me to do?"

"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient. The doctor pulls out the ten and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc.... Finally the last bill comes out and no more appear.

"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter, how moch is dare den?" The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "$1,990 exactly."

"Ah,dat'd be roit. I knew I wasn't feeling two grand."

Ya bloody British imperialist bastard, ya. Ta make such foon of the citizens of yer auldest colony and sooch. Sure and you should be ashamed of yourself.

And you know why God invented whisky, now, don't ya, ya fookin' Brit pederast, ya? Ta keep 'em from takin' over the world, now. Fook ya and the harse ya rode in on.

British strikes again! derf

Bloody British ,we'll show them how to play rugby.
They cann't play league either.
Peter

Are you kidding mate? It'll be the AllBlacks against the Poms in the World Cup finals. (If the Poms make it that far!)