An Englishman goes to the finest brain surgeon in London and says he wants to become an Irishman. The surgeon says that he will have to remove half of his brain. The Englishman is a little taken aback but still wants to go ahead.

The operation proceeds. The Englishman awakes to see the surgeon with a horrified look on his face. The surgeon says: " Oh! I am so sorry! We took out all of your brain!".

The Englishman replies:" That's alright,mate".