Two couples were playing poker one evening.

Joe accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under
the table to pick them up, he noticed Doug's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any
panties!

Shocked by this, Joe upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the
table and emerged red-faced.

Later, Joe went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Doug's wife followed
and asked, 'Did you see anything under the table that you liked?' Surprised
by her boldness, Joe admitted that, well indeed he did.

She said, 'Well, you can have some of it but it will cost you $500. 'After
taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
offer, Joe confirms that he is, indeed, very much interested.

Sue told him that since her husband Doug worked Friday afternoons and Joe
didn't, Joe should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, Joe showed up at Doug's house at 2 p.m. sharp -
and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and,
to their mutual enjoyment, spent the afternoon closing their transaction, as
agreed.

Afterwards, a very spent and satisfied, Joe quickly dressed and left..

As usual, Doug came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his
wife: 'Did Joe come by the house this afternoon?'

With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few
minutes this afternoon.'

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he
give you $500?'

Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me
$500.'

Doug, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He
came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd
stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player