she looks like a two cupper AND a two bagger. And if that doesn't translate into Russian, I'll explain. You've heard of women so ugly you had to put a bag over their heads before making love to them. Well, a two bagger is one that is so ugly you use two bags in case she sweats through the first one.

I 'spose thats how it works down yonder. Up here we wear the second bag, in case hers falls off

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you had to put a bag over their heads before making love to them. .

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we wear the second bag.

What fun traditions!

So joke:
Call from a friend:
- Look, Vova, I met a beautiful girl! She is now with me in the car outside your house, but she is with her girlfriend, it is necessary to distract her. Be a friend, help - go somewhere, have a drink!
- And how it looks, the girlfriend, then?
- Well, you know, "there are no ugly women, there is not enough vodka!"
- Okay.
Vova down, looks in the car
Uh, no, Vasja, I can not drink so much.

If a Russian can't drink that much she's gotta be badger ugly.

Explanation: Badger ugly is when you wake up and see a girl lying on your arm and she's sooooo ugly, you chew your arm off rather than wake her.

Double badger ugly is, you chew your other arm off so she isn't looking for a one armed man

With long cold winter months here we say, " If she ain't 280 she ain't a lady." Cold save a guy from a three dog night.