A flight is on its way to Sydney, when a blonde in Economy Class gets up, moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. She then informs the blonde that she has only paid for Economy Class, and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here”.

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo who has an Economy ticket but is sitting in First Class, and won’t move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy, she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Sydney and I’m staying right here.”

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.

The pilot says, “You say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this, I’m married to a blonde. I speak blonde.”

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she then says, “Oh, I’m sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

The pilot replies, “I told her that First Class isn’t going to Sydney.“

Love Them Blonds

True story here. One of my sons has a video games development company (when he was a kid,I thought what a waste of time)After he got out of the service he started up his 1st company;he now has 3. Other than patting myself on the back the point here is when he was coming back from a conference in L.A.,he was in 1st class + it was damned near empty. Looking back into coach,he saw 3 of his potential clients,so he asks the stewardess + the male one who was light in his loafers (I don't know what they call them)Anyway my son says,"We have lots of empty seats up here,if I give you $200.00 cash can you bring those guys up here?"The stew says Oh no we can't do that,but the gay blade jumped right on it,"Yes Sir!!! They will be up here at once!"$200.00 cash to help PR + sell a multi million $ project? No brainer in my book.