A guy goes to his usual bar, very despondent, and proceeds to drink himself stupid. As he mumbles and grumbles, drooling in his fourth double scotch, the barman asks: "What's the matter with you, Fred?"

"My brother... I just found out that he's a faggot... I can't believe this..."

A couple of months pass, and again Fred gets all depressed and drunk in the same place. The barman asks "Fred, what's wrong this time?"

Sobbing, Fred replies: "My son... Just found out that he's got a boyfriend...!"

Lo and behold, just three weeks later, Fred shows up at the bar in a terrible state, worse than ever, and orders two bottles of Jack Daniel's.

The barman huffs: "Again? Come on, Fred! Is there anyone who loves pussy in your family?"

Fred sighs: "Yes... My wife..."