A couple had been married for 50 years. They were
sitting at the breakfast
table one morning when the wife says, "Just think,
fifty years ago we were
sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I
know," the old man said. We
were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty
years ago." "Well," Granny
snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where
upon, the two stripped to
the buff and sat down at the table. "You know,
honey," the little old lady
breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for
you today as they were fifty
years ago." I wouldn't be surprised," replied
Gramps. One's in your coffee and
the other is in your oatmeal."