An 80 year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 80-year-old said
"Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old
bride who
is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began: "I have
an older
friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and
never misses a season. One day when he was setting off hunting, he was
in a bit
of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his
gun.
As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at
the
water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so couldn't
shoot the
magnificent creature but out of habit he raised
his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting
rifle and
went 'bang, bang'.
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.
The 80-year-old said, "If you ask me, I'd say somebody else pumped a
couple of
rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly".