Dear Friends and Relatives:

We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to
Raise $5,000,000.00 for a monument of Hillary Clinton's heroic stand
Under Bosnian sniper fire.

We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we
Discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary Clinton in the
Washington, DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to
Where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside
The statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse
Jackson & Barack Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary Clinton
Could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
Greatest Democrat of them all.

He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he
Did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been,
And did it all on someone else's money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left
After taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worth while
Project.

Thank you,

Hillary Clinton Monument Committee

P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

P.P.S And another thing... Now let me get this straight. Bill
Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8
Million for hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who
For eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't
Remember anything.

God Bless America!