Bill Clinton was stepping down from Marine One with a pig under each arm.

A Marine snapped him a salute and said, "Nice pigs, Mr. President."

Clinton frowned and snapped at the Marine, "I'm from Arkansas, and these are 'hawgs'."

The Marine corrected himself, "Nice hawgs, Mr. President."

Clinton brightened and told the Marine, "I got them for Hillary and Chelsea."

The Marine replied. "That was a good trade, Mr. President."

Ya wouldn't get a headache figuring out who got the sh*tty end of that stick.