LAST YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES!
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CRACK FOUND ON GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER
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SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS
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POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
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IRAQI HEAD SEEKS ARMS
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IS THERE A RING OF DEBRIS AROUND URANUS?
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PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
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PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
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TEACHER STRIKES IDLE KIDS
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MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
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JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
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WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
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IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY MAY LAST AWHILE
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COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
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COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE
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RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES
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TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD
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MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING FACES BATTERY CHARGE
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NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP
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ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
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KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
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CHEF THROWS HIS HEART INTO HELPING FEED NEEDY
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LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF
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HOSPITALS SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS

You know, the sad thing about those headlines, most of them were wrote by people with degrees. But they are funny