The Harley-Davidson Facts
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> The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
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> At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles
> have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'
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> Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'
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> St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
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> God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson
> motorcycle? 'Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'
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> God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise
> and pollution and can't run without a road?'
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> Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'
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> God said, 'Ah, yes.'
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> 'Well,' said Arthur, professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !
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> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension
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> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
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> 3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
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> 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
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> 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
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> 'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'
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> God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
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> The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
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> 'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are
> riding my invention than yours'.

What does the HD stand for at the Harley clothes shop?



Hundred Dollars.

The Harley Hog Roast.
Nice meat, huh?