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A man wanted to get married.

He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see
what they do with the money.

The first does a total make-over.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done,
new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses
up very nicely for the man.
She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive
for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos
for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000.
She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder
in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman
had done with the money he'd given her.



Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.


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seems perfectly logical to me


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