A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed
reading When the wife looks
over at him and asks the Question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd wan t her own."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "Shit."

That's hilarious! thanks for posting it.

LOL

I haven't laughed that hard in a while!!

quote:

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

OOPS!
Paul B.

What is it about golf jokes? I suggest that only people of a certain character play the game, and the jokes reflect a bit of weirdness. My Dear Old Dad was a golfer and a grand storyteller.

I bet she puts a few bends in his putter for that one.