Well, a Girl Potato and Boy Potato had
eyes for each other,



And finally they got married, and had a little sweet Potato, which they
called 'Yam.'



Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.






When it was time,
they told her about the facts Of life.



They warned her about going out and getting
Half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally
mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a
bunch of tater tots.
Yam said not to worry, no Spud would
get Her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!






But on the other hand she wouldn't
stay home and become a Couch Potato either.
She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring
cousins.



When she went off to Europe,
Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam
To watch out for the hard-boiled guys
from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries.



And when she went out West,
so she wouldn't get scalloped...



Yam said she would stay on the
straight and narrow and wouldn't associate
with those high class Yukon Golds,
or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on
all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'



Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University )
so that when she graduated
she'd really be in the Chips.



But in spite of all they did for her,
one-day Yam came home and announced
she was going to marry a News Broadcaster.



A Newsbroadcaster!



Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry a Newscaster because he's
just.......



Are you ready for this?






Are you sure?






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OK!



Here it is!












A COMMONTATER

sick......but very clever!

Roger

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Oh c'mon,do you want a joke that is only half baked?

quote:

Originally posted by NormanConquest:
Oh c'mon,do you want a joke that is only half baked?

People are like potatoes.

We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.

Q: If there were four potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?

A: The one that's labeled "Idaho."