An attractive blonde (is there any other kind?) takes a vacation cruise aboard a passenger feighter. There isn't all that much to do aboard ship so she walks a lot.

Every time she passes the Captain's cabin, a parrot peers out at her and squawks: " How's yer ass? How's yer ass?"

This is annoying to the blonde, particularly when it goes on day after day.

One day the ship hits a reef and the blonde and the parrot find themselves sharing a piece of floating wreckage.

The parrot says: " How's yer ass?"

The blonde in disgust, snaps: "Shut up!"

The parrot says: " Me too - Must be the salt water"