That's a good one.

I wish I understood what was being said, it would have to add to the "joke".

I think the beggar is asking for a handout and the guy in the backseat tells him he does not have any cash, just the credit card. The beggar whips out the machine and swipes the card, then asks the guy to fill in the amount.

Capitalism at its very high tech best...

I think hookers are starting to do the same thing.

if you "aim for the exit hole..." with hookers, it is going to cost a lot more money from what I hear lately.

This is a true story. A group of friends, quite a few years back, were on the way to a dove hunt in Colombia.

They always stopped in Miami, spent a day, so they could enjoy some of the finest whores anywhere, but they weren't cheap.

Main subject, whose name I won't use to protect the guilty (BTW I wasn't there, this was told to me by one of my very good friends who was), went out drinking at bar with buddies, hired a limo, etc. Got back to hotel, called the "escort" service and ordered two of the finest. They arrived, and told him the fee, which I think started at $500 each and up, he was drunk, had overspent his cash, and told them he was sorry, but didn't have the cash for their services. No problem they said, whipping out a card machine, "American Express, Mastercard, or Visa?"

I'm not going thru all the details but he paid, passed out, and this was repeated 3 times. His buddies had a fine old time on his cards.

May have been the biggest pussy hound I ever knew. One time, many years ago, he was hustling a B girl on the Bossier Strip in Louisiana. After a while, he had her convinced and, at closing time, she said, "I'm sorry Babe, but I just got my test back and I've got the clap." He didn't blink, said, "Hell thats a cheap shot, let's go." And they did.

Knew a guy, told his wife he was going hunting for a week, Vegas credit card statement got back about the same he did. Divorce soon after.

Grizz

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Originally posted by TCLouis:
I wish I understood what was being said, it would have to add to the "joke".

Maybe Saeed can help us out with that

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Originally posted by sjr:

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Originally posted by TCLouis:
I wish I understood what was being said, it would have to add to the "joke".

Maybe Saeed can help us out with that

One of Saeeds home movies ? wouldn't be near as funny if we could understand it, thinking a little creativity at work here. German part says he has no change.

Grizz