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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.



"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.



"Not a chance" she replied. "He won't even take an aspirin".



"Not a problem," said the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra.”



"What on Earth is Irish Viagra?" she asked.



"It's Viagra dissolved in his morning cup of coffee. He won't even taste it.

Let me know how it goes," he said.



She called the doctor the very next afternoon. "How did it go?" he asked.



"Oh faith, bejaysus and begorrah, doctor, it was terrible. Just horid, I tell

ya! I'm beside meself!"



"Oh, no! What in the world happened?"



"Well, I did the deed, Doctor, just as you advised. I put the Viagra in his

morning coffee, and he drank it. Well, you know, it took effect almost

immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on

his face, a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging. Then, with one

fierce swoop of his arm, he sent the cups, saucers, and everything else

that was on the table flying across the room, ripped me clothes to tatters

and passionately took me then and there, right on top of the table. T’was

a nightmare, I tell ya, an absolute nightmare!"



“Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. "Wasn't the sex good?"



"Freakin jaysus, it was the best sex I've had in me last 25 years, but sure

as I'm sittin here, doctor, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks

again!"
 
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That's funny


" Until the day breaks and the nights shadows flee away " Big ivory for my pillow and 2.5% of Neanderthal DNA flowing thru my veins.
When I'm ready to go, pack a bag of gunpowder up my ass and strike a fire to my pecker, until I squeal like a boar.
Yours truly , Milan The Boarkiller - World according to Milan
PS I have big boar on my floor...but it ain't dead, just scared to move...

Man should be happy and in good humor until the day he dies...
Only fools hope to live forever
“ Hávamál”
 
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dancing


Never mistake motion for action.
 
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jumping Good One!!
 
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