A father gets off work and is headed home when he suddenly remembers it is his daughter's birthday. He pulls up to Toys R Us, goes inside and asks the salesperson, 'How much for the Barbie dolls in the window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for$19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95,
and Divorcee Barbie for $265.95.'

Amazed, the father asks, 'Why is the divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others $19.95?'

The salesperson rolls her eyes and answers, 'Sir, Divorcee Barbie comes with:
Ken's car,
Ken's house,
Ken's boat,
Ken's furniture,
Ken's computer,
and one of Ken's friends.'

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and one of Ken's friends.'

My brother is gettin' rid of his teepee-creepin' wife. Would you suspect anything if your wife racked up over 2600 minutes to a single number in one month-- the number belonging to a man with whom she has an out-of-town business relationship?