My daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone and jewelry to the charity shop. Sell my car, take my front door key and throw me out of the house."


Well . . . she didn't put it exactly that way. Actually,
what she said was, "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."

Good One!!!

And just when you thought there was nothing worse than her coming home with a "brer"... p.c. term for nigger.