There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them...

They'd sure seem "HUGE" to the owner!

A friend of mine borrowed two Viagra pills from a friend of his because "friend of his" was having a party and there was this girl there with whom my friend wanted to have sex. He tells me he took the pills and they worked fabulously and had him walking around the party with a flagpole in his shorts for four hours. He tells me that doctors will give you samples of the pills just for the asking. I heard Saddam uses it, but why? He's already a big dick!

A friend of mine in the Swedish Navy says that they eat Viagra when there is bad weather coming up. It keeps the men from rolling out of their beds while asleep!

/HerrBerg

[ 06-15-2003, 16:10: Message edited by: HerrBerg ]

The viagra sure put the antler market in the toilet. But then I could never get them to work, I used to chase my old lady around the house for hours poking her with a nice 6 point elk horn and all she would do is get pissed.