Their are these 3 guys, walking around in the desert with no food, water, or shelter. They are looking for all three of these things.

As the three men were walking they ran across a mansion in the middle of the desert, it had the sprinklers going, as they ran up to the house they were greted by a beautiful blond.

She had told the three men that they can stay, eat, and drink all they want as long as they sleep with her

So the first guy went in and not more than 5 min later comes out screaming YUCK!!!!, the other 2 guys were like what, that was the nastiest most stinky fungus filled crap I have ever seen.

So the second guy was like I'll do any thing so he walks in and not more than 5 min later he comes out screaming YUCK!!!!, I dindt think it was that bad, I'd rather starve.

The third person walks in sees how disgusting that is and is so hungry that he starts looking around, he sees on the table a basket of corn, so he grabs a cob and begins to grant the mistresses desires, cob after cob each one throwing out the window.

The night goes by and he comes out of the house rested and full, the other 2 men were like you totally missed out, he asks why is that, well while we were walking around the house we ran across a pile of cream corn and ate till we barfed