Tarzan had been livening in his jungle kingdom for 29 years with only apes for company. He used suitable shaped holes in the jungle trees for his sex life.

Then a petite, beautiful, young reporter named Jane came to Africa in search of this legendry figure.

One day, deep in the wild, she unexpectedly came upon Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle hardwood tree. She couldn't help herself. She watched and watched.

Finally, overcome by this display of raw animal-like lusty passion, she stripped off her clothes, stepped into the clearing, and offered herself to him.

As she reclined on the lush wild grass, Tarzan ran excitedly up to her and gave her a BIG KAWABUNGA kick right in he crotch!!
In pain she screamed "Why on earth did you do THAT?!"

Tarzan replied, "Me ALWAYS check for squirrels!"