Two good ol' boys in a trailer park were sitting around one evening
drinking a cold beer after getting off work at the local chicken plant.

One guy says, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday night and
make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, "Well, I don't rightly know about kin, but it would make
us even.”

Redneck virgin = a 9-year old girl who can outrun her older brothers.