An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their home.

"Just think," the old man says, "we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago."

"Well," the old lady snickers naughtily, "what do you
old couple
say, do you think we should get naked?"

The two chuckle and proceed to slowly strip to what God gave them. Then they sit back down at the table, staring at each other.

"You know, honey," the little old lady says slyly, "My breasts burn for you now just as they did 50 years ago."

"I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!"