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Friend of mine had to undergo a colonoscopy. He was booked for a preliminary exam the day before the operation, and showed up at the hospital early morning, fasted, as requested. A comely young nurse took him to the examination room, told him to undress his bottom parts and lie down on the examination table. Shortly after, the doctor arrived. He did not talk much, but gave him the most thorough examination he ever had. The nurse returned as the doctor was leaving the room, and as soon as he was out she told my friend: "The doctor just arrived, he'll see you now." After a short pause, she added: "... Who was that guy?" | ||
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Someone had posted one here a few years back about a fellow that recommended seat belts on the toilet the night before;also that the Dr. told him that a lot of the patients the night before laced their cleansing tonic with vodka,to which our fellow says"Hell why did'nt anyone tell me?!"Me,I will remember that if I have to go in. Never mistake motion for action. | |||
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I can confirm that one.........and a large supply of very soft toilet paper!!!!! | |||
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A shower works better. | |||
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