A redneck couple had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".

The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what
finally made them make that decision; why after nine children, would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out
of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican, and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.