It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and the
> Amazing Claude was topping the bill.
>
> People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist
> do his stuff.
>
> As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he
> announced, 'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or
> three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to
> hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
>
> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a
> beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
>
> 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique
> watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my
> family for six generations.'
>
> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
> quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch,
> watch the watch.'
>
> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
> forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
>
> Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,
> until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers
> and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
>
> 'Shit,' said the Hypnotist.
>
> It took three days to clean up the senior center.

ANOTHER COATING OF NOSE-BLOWN COFFEE ON MY KEYBOARD.

That was great! The best I have read in a while!! Thanks!!