The Italian Godfather!

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying, and he called his grandson to his bed.
"Grandson, I wanna you lissin to me. I wanna for you to take my chrome
plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns, ... how about leaving me your
Rolex watch instead."

"You lissin to me. Somma day you gonna be runna da bussiness, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of
bambini.

"Soma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another
man. Whada you gonna do then? Pointa to da watch and say, ...

" TIMES UP"?