Upon entering the confessional, a young woman admitted to the priest, “Last night, my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me SEVEN times!” The priest thought long and hard on what his response should be. He then said, “Take SEVEN lemons and squeeze them into a glass. Then drink it.” The young woman then asked, “Will this cleanse me of my sins?” The priest explained, “No, but it will wipe that smile off of your FACE.”
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Like the 2 cowboys riding along +, the one complains about his chapped lips. The other says, rub some of that cow pie on them. The other says Will that cure chapped lips? + the other says, no but it will keep you from licking them.