The Broken Lawn Mower

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,
and the other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to
me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something
else to take care of first: the truck, The car, email, fishing,
always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I
was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you
might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

well,you did ask for it.