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A Woman walks into an Accountant’s office and tells him, she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says “I’ll need to ask you a few question.”
He gets her name, address, social security number and then asks,“What’s your occupation?”
”I’m a Prostitute,” she says.
The accountant is somewhat shocked and says, “Let’s try to rephrase that.”
The woman says, “OK, I’m a High-end Call girl”.
The accountant replies, “That still won’t work, try again.”
They both think for a minute, than the woman says,
“I’m an elite Chicken Farmer.”
The accountants again asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?”
”Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.”

”Chicken Farmer, it is.”says the accountant! tu2
 
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lets see raised a thousand................ 365 days in a year........... BUSY GAL.... Big Grin


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Good handiwork

Heres her alarm clock:
 
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