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The Goodnight Kiss


One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.

As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little amorous.

With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall & smiling, he says to her, Honey, would you have sex with me?

Horrified, she replies, Are you mad? My parents will see us!
Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour? he asks, grinning at her.

No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?
Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!

No way. It’s just too risky!
Oh please, please. love you so much!

No, no, & no. I love you too, but I just can’t!
Oh yes you can. Please?

No, no. I just can’t!
I’m begging you

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, & the girl’s older sister shows up in her pajamas,
hair disheveled, & in a sleepy voice, she says:
Dad says to go ahead & have sex with him, or I can do it, or if need be,
m u m says she can come down herself & do it,
but for God’s sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom!
 
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jumping rotflmo Still A Good One!!
 
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note to self..
lean on more intercoms.
 
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dancing dancing


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You must confess that it sounds like a real "loving" family.Women wise at least.


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