It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife
are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes
about her false leg

Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
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News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his
wife Heather Mills-McCartney.

Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has
been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no
idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she
will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk
out on a relationship like this"
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It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the
marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing
a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and
subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it
is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.
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Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may
have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to
get her leg over".
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Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the
cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get
home at night and find her legless"

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present
that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new Prosthetic
leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was
a plane but then he gave her a Lady-Shave for the other leg.

Apparently she wants to keep the plane he bought her for Christmas, she
says she'll buy her own Immac for the other leg.
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A poem by Sir Paul McCartney-

I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt
and her leg fell in the river
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A Miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate
"I'm ****ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try
Paul McCartney"
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Q What had 3 legs and lived on a farm?
A The McCartneys
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These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she
has left him, he's going to struggle to find another lady that can fill
her shoe.

I heard that she was hopping mad at him over something.

Maybe she can get job at Internatioal House Of Pancakes?