Two old ladies in a nursing home were rocking in thier rockers on the front porch when one says "I just got back from my daughter's place in California. Second one says Oh, how nice. First one says do you know that in California they have women who kiss other women? Second one says that's awful, what do they call them. They call them lesbians. And then she says do you also know that in California they have men who kiss on other men? Second says Oh Lord, that's just plain awful, what do they call them? Why they call them homosexuals. First lady then says do you know that California also has men who kiss women between the legs? Second lady says that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard, what do they call them.
I don't know but I called him precious.