Junior came running thru the back 40 and flagged his father down from his plowing 'What's the problem" he asked , "Maw sed to tell you they was a preacher come visitin to tha house" said the boy. " well what kind of preacher?'the farmer asked," don't know" said the boy. "Well" the farmer said " I kant come rite now, so I want you to go back to the house and find out what sorta preacher he is, If he's a Catholic -you hide my jug- If he's a Baptist,you hide yore mama's purse- if he's one of them damm TV Evangelists , You sit in yore mamas lap till I get there!"