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A man wearing a ski mask runs into a bank waving a gun. He runs up to the woman at the counter and yells at her to open the safe. The woman, shocked, mutters to the masked man, We don't have any money, this is a sperm bank, all we have in the safe is little bottles of semen. The mans waves his gun again and yells at her to open the damn safe. The woman opens the safe and shows the bottles to the man. He yells at her to grab one. The womans retrieves one of the small glass containers and starts to give it to the man. He yells at her to drink it. The woman confused tells the masked man that she can not do that, she has no idea where it came from. The man waves his gun again and yells at her to drink it. The woman is now in tears and reluctantly swallows the entire contents. The man then tells her to grab another bottle. She retrieves the second one from the safe. The man yells at her to drink this one also. The woman, tears gone, procedes to swallow the contents of the second bottle. After she was finished, the man removes his mask and the woman was stunned to see her husband standing before her. Her face growing redder and redder, she yells at her husband, What the hell are you doing? He softly replies, That wasn't so difficult was it? | ||
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