Come on Mort, you don't have to be ashamed. You can come out of the closet, we are a tolerant bunch of guys here.
I'm sure you have your homosexual heros and lesbian heroines. Barney Frank and Hillary? Oh, they are both Democrats, aren't they?

I'm sure there are a lot of gay folks that have guns and shooting for a hobby. You have handled a gun in your life, haven't you? This is a shooting forum, you know, or did you?
Do you have a steady significant gay other, or do you cruise the gay bars for sexual encounters. Please be sure to use adequate protection, I've heard it's risky to have anal sex unprotected.
Please reassure us on these questions, so we won't have to stay awake nights worrying about you.