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A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and > she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast. > > To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also > spell their answers. > > Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg, > > 'E-G-G'. > > 'Very good', says the teacher. > > Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T'. > > 'Excellent.' > > Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on > him. > > 'I had Fuck all', he says, 'F-U-C-K A-L-L'. > > The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude > answer. > > Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the > students some rudimentary questions. > > Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is > able to tell her which ocean is off Canada 's east coast. > > When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude > answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a > very difficult question. > > Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani border?' > > Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The Pakistani > boarder is in bed with my mother. > > That's why I got Fuck all for breakfast'. | ||
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