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A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and
> she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.
>
> To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also
> spell their answers.
>
> Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg,
>
> 'E-G-G'.
>
> 'Very good', says the teacher.
>
> Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T'.
>
> 'Excellent.'
>
> Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on
> him.
>
> 'I had Fuck all', he says, 'F-U-C-K A-L-L'.
>
> The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude
> answer.
>
> Later when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the
> students some rudimentary questions.
>
> Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is
> able to tell her which ocean is off Canada 's east coast.
>
> When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude
> answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to give him a
> very difficult question.
>
> Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani border?'
>
> Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The Pakistani
> boarder is in bed with my mother.
>
> That's why I got Fuck all for breakfast'.
 
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