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> As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world,
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> I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's ass anymore.
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> If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
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> A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.
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> A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while
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> A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.
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> And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
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> Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the
> good fortune to remember the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

another to ponder
ever wonder why all nude girl bands never have an accordion player
or what color does a smurf turn when you choke it.