Granny and the Cop

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The
woman was driving when she got pulled over by the
highway patrol.

The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were
speeding"?

The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and
asks, "What did he say"?

The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!"

The patrolman says, "May I see your license"?

The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What
did he say"?

The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!"

The woman gave the officer her license.

The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I
spent some time there once and went on a blind date
with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."

The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did
he say"?

And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"


Hamdeni

This is a hilarious joke that I intend to steal and use without credit!

Guys,

I'm glade you liked it and i'll try and post some more.


Hamdeni